I got this email forwarded by Hazel and I thought it is pretty interesting I shall post it up here.

Amazing reply by J.P. Morgan CEO to a Pretty girl.
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A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m
very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k
annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary
of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is
not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual
salary? Are you all married? I wanted to

ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I’ve
dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my
upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on
the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and
addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I’ve met a few
girls who doesn’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to
marry rich guys

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and w ho can only be your
girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

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Amazing reply:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out
there who have similar questions like yours… Please allow me to analyse your
situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k,
which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not
wasting time here.! From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad
decision to marry you.. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of ‘beauty’
and ‘money’: Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and
square. However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but
my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income
might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you
are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential
depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10
years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating
with you is also a ‘trading position’. If the! trade value dropped we will
sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with
the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to
make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold
or ‘leased’. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would
only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget
looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make
yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better
chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps … If you are interested in ‘leasing’ services, do
contact me …

signed,
CEO
J.P. Morgan

Someday in the future, if I have enough money to provide scholarships to others, this is what I will do. I will put up a full page colour advert on all the major newspapers  and run a month-long online ad campaign on all the major online media, portals, blogs to advertise my scholarship.

My scholarship will have NO application form. Yes you read me right. NO APPLICATION FORM.

The idea is, We have $$$ to be given out for scholarships.  But we are different from the rest. We don’t do things the normal way. Here’s the information that we will provide. An office address. An email address. Your task is to proof to us in the most outrageous, outstanding, radical way why you deserve to win this scholarship.

I love this idea. Students will scramble to crack their brains to be the most creative application since there are no application forms. They are encouraged to use whatever methods to impress. It can be low-tech stuff like sending a big colour package descriving your life in a postcard or sending in dozens of photos with short descriptions or high-tech stuff like creating a 5 minute video presentation of you skydiving explaining your reason or creating a website with support from members from you college and school or using faceboook and creating a group with 10000 followers why you deserve this scholarship. The idea is proof to us in a different manner why you are different. The key is the sky’s the limit. But one thing is certain - just sending in your resume and 10 page essays will get your application tossed into the bin unless it is accompanied by something unique and exceptional.

Send in you application in whichever way to the office address and/or email address to be evaluated. Only the most creative application will be shortlisted.

Your exam results, co-curricular achievements, personality, character and all will/should be reflected in the application. This is cool. This really shortlist the most motivated and determined people.

My 2nd round will be total hard-core business development, marketing idea/brainstorming, creative session individual presentation.

This is all about ideas and selling yourself. I like creativity. I think it’s understated in our current model. It is not being emphasized enough. Let’s go build creativity.

Oh I would love to give out 2 years bond or bond-free scholarships too. Hmmm….I would love to be surprised everyday during this scholarship application. Will I ever get to see this happen?

UPDATE: I was at Sime Darby interview on Monday and I sold this idea to them..Will they take it up? It will be interesting if they do.

Heya. I’m back again with Part 2 of my rocking scholars’ trip to [tag]ECP[/tag]. For Part 1 of the trip, click here. Ok. maybe it’s just the 3 of us who had real fun coz we were photographing like crazy wit all our crazy shots.

kinda weird the way yao long jumps…lol

maybe my [tag]jump[/tag] is weird too…

yao long! stop doing that to me. i still wanna live my life (oops, what life is there as a jc student in sg?)

tell u what…i’m very sure i’m gonna win the limbo king game…wanna challenge me?

i like this shot….walk to the light…lol (should have added the saint thingie on my head)

aiya….if only got a very plain background then this would have been a perfect portrait shot of me….

yao long n wern chia

again i like this pix….seems like we are really deep in [tag]meditation[/tag] (or do we not?)

haha….the next time u go to ECP, try fitting into this small bowl…

that’s all folks for this time. i have another batch of photos from our trip to ECP. it’s a story of how we scaled 3 tall poles. the tallest pole being 10ft high? or probably higher…. n how the 3 of us managed to sit on top of the poles like we are at the top of the world.

Last Sunday, our Malaysian ASEAN direct scholars decided that we should have an outing together after a long while leading out own lives in separate junior colleges. So we decided to go East Coast Park beach to chill.

I spent my time mostly with Yao Long from Temasek Junior College and Wern Chia from National Junior College. And we ended up taking lotsa crazy pixs. Here’s the pixs, photoshopped for effects. Yao Long n Wern Chia, can you spot the difference from the original pixs other than the wordings?

Nice patch of green grass rite? dun u all agree wit me?

Wern Chia n Yao Long said i looked like a reindeer in the pix…do u think so?

i din noe this pix was taken….lol

we tried some jumping shots….

n more jumpin shots…lol

n the best pix of all….the 3 superheroes pix…..(pixs adjusted levels on photoshop)

the superheroes still standing….

and standing sumore……

and still standing!!! wah! so much stamina ah?

Anyway, that’s part 1 of the many many pictures that we had. Stay tuned for part 2……gotta do resizing n minor editing on photoshop……come back soon!!!!

Farking Promos are over!!!! I’m so GLAD! I’m so GLAD!! I’m so GLADDD!!! No need to memorise some stupid shit stuff that I learn in some stupid garbage paper anymore at least for the next 2 to 3 months!!!! Yes! And I can finally update this blog!

Anyway, 1 week before our [tag]Promos[/tag], my hostel had this thanksgiving dinner to celebrate the good time that we boarders have had staying in [tag]Oldham Hall[/tag]….

I had lotsa great time and count myself really lucky that my exams are not the following day unlike some other JC students like those from RJC, IJC, NYJC….Pity them….Can’t really enjoy themselves on a fun day….Anyway, we took a lot of photos…Here are some of them….

He’s a real smart ass….Scoring 90over for most papers here in Singapore! Even AJ’s killer Maths paper he can score over 90++ without moderation! WTH?

The picture speaks louder than any description that I’m gonna make….Oh anyway, most of them are from China…

Gaurav, (if you are ever reading this)….It’s been nice being roommates for you this year….At least you don’t mug that hard except during exam period….Didn’t scare the hell out of me….But you are one smart fellow….

Ppl….I’ve lotsa Indonesian gals to interact with here! Are you jealous?

My tablemates on Thanksgiving Dinner….Some are my roommates in the 6 bedder room or boarders from neighbouring rooms…

And finally, saving the best for the last! The last toilet group shot!!!! This is our toilet! Underwear Galore! Mwahahhahahaha……..

I’m way too busy to update something on my life in junior college. So I’m gonna update with a message I received from Friendster. Kinda shocking I would say.

Karangan Terbaik UPSR 2007
Karangan budak darjah 4

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting
Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

I found this in one of my fren’s pix in Friendster while surfing around a few days back. Kinda funny I guess. But is it true?

If only we learn this kinda Mathematical equations in class….maths will be so much simpler…..